While we were all stuffing our faces with burgers and hotdogs this Memorial Day weekend, Pamela Anderson was stuffing herself into a teeny-weeny bikini and soaking up the sun in Malibu with sons Dylan (left) and Brandon (right) When will these two wake up and realize Mom is not like all the other soccer moms?
Paris Hilton has been released from her jail sentence after just three days in the slammer. She is reportedly being released for health reasons.
“She was not released, she was reassigned,” Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Dept. spokesperson Steve Whitmore said at a press conference Thursday.
He would not provide further details about the medical condition, citing privacy laws. He did not know if the condition was pre-existing, but said the decision was made after “extensive consultation” with medical personnel.
Whitmore said Hilton was released shortly after midnight on Thursday: “She was transported out of here by us, there was a transference to her attorney, and then she was taken home.”
Hilton has been credited with five days of time served and will spend the remaining 40 days of her 45-day sentence confined to her home wearing an ankle bracelet with a range of 3,000-4,000 square feet.
The gold-digging ex-model, will try and dance her way into the good graces of the American viewing public. Will we watch? You bet, how could we not. The real drama will be waiting until she takes off her wooden leg, you know she will. The over/under is, it'll happen on the 3rd episode of the new season.
Antigua-based gaming site bodog.com opened bets on whether her prosthetic leg would fly off during a dance routine — and made “no” a heavy favorite.
Will MC Rove make it through until the end of Bush's 2nd term? The current line on the over/under is a resounding. NO!
$140 million dollars to create a shrine to herself.
The boarding school that Oprah Winfrey opened in South Africa is, apparently, an institution of absolute control or, in other words, a prison. It’s also fertile breeding ground for the development of eating disorders as Oprah has them all on "her" diet. There is nothing else to do when you have young girls under your control but give them the same complexes as you. Harpo zombies.
This sounds ripe for a sitcom…or porn. Just think about it. A group of dissatisfied and angry girls are holed up in a boarding school. At first, they are ok with being zombies, but one day a rough and tumble girl from the ghetto arrives to shake things up. This is where the fun begins. The girl, let’s just call her Loretta, gives an inspiring speech about freedom and fun in the center of the cafeteria as she throws sandwich meat at the teachers. The girls go wild and start a food fight. After that, it s complete anarchy and they refuse to listen to their teacher. It’s at this point that the girls could either just sneak out and smoke cigarettes or have a huge orgy in their dorm rooms. It’s perfect.
Every so often I find a real world illustration of over/under.
The correct way to use toilet paper is most definitely with the tongue facing over.
over = Correct. Period.
Sweet justice for Paris Hilton the ultimate "Celebu-tard"
When will we stop being deaf and allow our eyes to stop cancelling out what our ears hear? She can't sing. The {photogenic} Jersey Girl is going home in two weeks, at least that's the line on the over/under.
The over/under on how long until her next book comes out? I can only imagine what the title will be?...hmmm something that polarizes and base, that prys on the lowest level of human nature. A simple recipe that the queen of the neocons has perfected.
Some past titles by her "rigtness"
- Godless: The Church of Liberalism
- How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must): The World According to Ann Coulter
But then what would you expect from an overpaid child that wears spandex on sunday afternoons and chases a pigskin.
# 32 Pacman Jones, Defensive back for the Tennessee Titans
Pacman Jones shows up at the Vegas strip club with a backpack containing $81,000 in singles and proceeds to "let it rain" when one of the women starts to pick up the money before pacman says it's ok he goes crazy and all hell breaks loose.
Pacman Jones aka {Adam Jones} punches stripper, and bites bouncer in Las Vegas strip club {The Minxx} Steve Cofield reports on Sporting News Radio today that video cameras inside the Las Vegas strip club Minxx recorded NFL player Pacman Jones "punching a girl (stripper)" and "doing the biting (of bouncer Aaron Cudworth)."
Cofield reports that
after that initial confrontation, Jones bit Cudworth (Las Vegas Police
later swabbed Cudworth for evidence of Jones' DNA), threatened to kill
him ("I will kill you"), and told his posse "smoke his ass".
Cudworth was later shot by an alleged associate of Jones. As was a security guard (now paralyzed) and a female customer both shot.
Jones lawyer, Worrick Robinson, also said that rapper Nelly was to blame for starting a fracas that lead to the major early morning melee: "From
what I understand, Nelly and some of the others may have started the
money throwing, and that is what led to the girls getting into an
altercation, and it went from a push and shove into a full-scale fight." ending in two people getting shot.
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